Chinese Freestyle credit to Tai Mai Shu Yet, yee , som Microphone testing One, two, three In the place to be Wassup everybody my name is Tai Mai Shu And I am going to rapping for you today Just a little freestyle But first and for most I would like to thanking Woadie freestyle be uncompare for getting my belt back And helping me promotion my skills And in return I would teach them how to make One Million dollars Wow and when you hit you'll be like "Wow, I don't believe" So simple no skill involved at all I could have fall down myself But you say what, what the hell I don't believe Check it out tho I was cruizing down the street in my apalla They ask me who the girl in the car That is just my thing in my I don't give a fuck about the hoes I sock that bitch in the jaw Cuz I spy put the nails in after I was surposed to die Music, hebehebejeebees making all the classics still holding the jeebees Get your daddy in the peepee Yeah yous a sissy And I run around the corner and laughing hehe Your papa and grandma are a full nelson Then I let you live on Chinese food they person Then I rape his mama cuz i'm too sexy Then it ain't shoot down then don't do shiet Back in my apalla sick of '82 Saw my friend young His sport name is eggfool Alot of people don't like him but I don't a fuck Cuz i stole your T.V it's in my chewy gum bunker I wish today was sunday so i could get a cheeseburger for 39 cent at McDonald Babe And I wish it was it was Wednesday so i could get a hamburger for 29 cent at McDonalds Babe I was talkin to this girl (girl) They said there was a chicken looking at her eyeball and say it was composite Then she look at me and she say Fuck you and i say nos way I have to go to skool I'm a happy Chinese boy I have a lot to talk about Try to ugly me I say Get the hell a hell a hell I like an Old skool(skool) I like an New skool(skool) I like a like my name(name) Nigga Tai Mai Shu Let me take a look I like to eat Jeh Yok What the hell I was bout to say Bok. bok, bok I take my sew sew yes and no it's not for fun I like to eat Chow fun and how to eat Won ton Chinese students go to skool Early in the morning And I like to play kickball inside the skoolyard Chinese students do homework and they study real hard I walk by these good-looking girls They say I smell like my balls, balls, balls (Talkin) Wow, you do fight good Yeah wutever dude Just give me my fucking Marlbol light I wish today was sunday so i could get a cheeseburger for 39 cent at McDonalds Babe And I wish it was it was Wednesday so i could get an hamburger for 29 cent at McDonalds Babe All my real live Chinese people throw your hand up, throw your hand up, throw your hand up All my real live Chinese people throw your hand up, throw your hand up, throw your hand up Hong Kong People throw your hand up, throw your hand up, throw your hand up Chinese people, Japanese people, every people throw your hands up We rida I am a rula Past all of them I got fo fo of you kids still going I am real hard Peace outside Damn you You know what I'm say

Answering a solicitation call for phone plan in Hong Kong.

新民歌《返家乡》 （台山话） 当年离乡背井，漂泊到外洋 苦况有谁体谅，全凭意志强 今日重返家乡，感受不一样 童年的朋友都变了样，见到了亲人我讲不出声 家乡的饭菜特别香 家乡的水啊特别甜 家乡的土地我日思夜想 家乡的的亲人对我特别情长 侨乡人啊,心系家乡 侨乡人啊,自立自强

Zhou Xuan (1920-1957) was once the most popular actress in China's entertainment industry. Although her brilliant screen images were known to millions of fans, her personal life always remained a controversial mystery. A Mysterious Birth Identity There was always a dispute about Zhou Xuan's real identity. Recently, her second son Zhou Wei, now a middle-aged man in his 50's, unveiled some of the truth after searching for years. Born into a "Su"-surnamed family in Chang Zhou city of east China's Jiang Su province around 1920 (the exact year was lost of track), Zhou Xuan's original name was Su Pu. At the age of 3, she was swindled by her mother's brother, an opium addict, to another city and was sold to a "Wang"-surnamed family, there they called her Wang Xiaohong. Later, she was again sent to a "Zhou"-surnamed family, and they changed her last name to "Zhou". In 1932, Zhou Xiaohong was first introduced to a song and dance ensemble and got her stage name Zhou Xuan (as 'Xuan' means beautiful jade in Chinese). Since 1936, she began her stardom in a series of films including contemporary hits like "The Angel in the Street", "Dark Night", "Night Inn", "Menglijun", "Recall to the Jiangnan" etc. In "the Angel in the Street", Zhou Xuan portrayed a female singer who despite of suffering great insult, still held an aspiration toward future. The film soon turned out to be a great success. What's more, its two theme songs "the Seasonal Song" and "The Female Singer" that she sang also enjoyed long lasting popularity. From then on, Zhou Xuan became one of the top female singer-actresses in China. Later, during the war period, Zhou Xuan remained in the occupied area, and continued to film some 20 more movies. After the war was finished, Zhou Xuan was invited to shoot films in Hong Kong. In 1947, her fabulous performance in the flick "Recall to Jiangnan" --in which she vividly played two totally different types of women at the same time, one was an innocent county girl, the other was a spoiled party girl, pushed her into the spotlight again. Gradually, the name "Zhou Xuan" became a trademark to guarantee a box-office hit. And her popularity soon spread beyond China's borders into the whole of Southeast Asia. In 1957, Zhou Xuan died of cephalitis. She was only 37. Her films In her short lifetime, Zhou Xuan shot a total of 43 movies. However, she was happy with very few of them. Once actor Zhao Dan met her in Shanghai after they hadn't seen each other for a long time, he asked Zhou Xuan what she had done over the past few days. She replied: "Don't mention it, none of the films I've played recently is what I like. My favorite has always been the "Angel". Overseas media once referred to "the Angel in the Street", Recall to Jiangnan" "Night Inn", "the Secret History of the Qing Dynasty" as four of her major works. In 1995, China's Broadcast and TV Department organized a ceremony to celebrate the 90th Anniversary of China's Film Industry. At that event, Zhou Xuan was given a posthumous award for her contributions to China's entertainment field. courtesy of crienglish.com

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